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FUNNY JOKE: SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour." SON: "Oh! (With his head down). SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?" The father was furious. DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, th...
Why are there hardly any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings! Why is everybody in Canada a lot cooler than the USA? Because of their winter. Where did the vampire get school supplies for his son? Pennsylvania. What did Biggie say after looking at the map of the United States? “Where Brooklyn At!?” Bottom of Form Why did the President ban the sale of shredded cheese? Because he wants to make America grate again. What did Tennessee see that left it speechless? The same thing Arkansas. Which country and jazz instrument does Donald Trump like to play? A Trump-et. Why did the man get arrested for shooting a sick bald eagle? Because it’s ill-eagle. Why did the New Yorkers speak slowly to Southerners? Because they wanted to give them the chance to catch up. What were the famous last words of the redneck stuntman? “Hold my beer and watch it!” Why haven’t Americans changed their weighing method from pounds to kilograms? Because they ...
