Why are there hardly any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings!

Why is everybody in Canada a lot cooler than the USA?
Because of their winter.

Where did the vampire get school supplies for his son?
Pennsylvania.

What did Biggie say after looking at the map of the United States?
“Where Brooklyn At!?”

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Why did the President ban the sale of shredded cheese?
Because he wants to make America grate again.

What did Tennessee see that left it speechless?
The same thing Arkansas.

Which country and jazz instrument does Donald Trump like to play?
A Trump-et.

Why did the man get arrested for shooting a sick bald eagle?
Because it’s ill-eagle.

Why did the New Yorkers speak slowly to Southerners?
Because they wanted to give them the chance to catch up.

What were the famous last words of the redneck stuntman?
“Hold my beer and watch it!”

Why haven’t Americans changed their weighing method from pounds to kilograms?
Because they don’t want mass confusion!

What did the Atlantan rap duo who did hip hop covers of Queen songs call themselves?
Bohemian Rap City.

What happened to the American who went to the hospital with a broken leg?
He went broke.

Why does my friend spend one-quarter of his time playing American Football and another 25% playing Piano?
He’s a Quarterbach.

Why are there no Xbox or PCs in Pennsylvania?
Because it’s always Sony in Philadelphia.

What do a beach and an American beer have in common?
They’re both close to water!

Why are there no more minerals on the West Coast?
Because they Oregon.

How many northerners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hella.

What do you call it when a southerner commits treachery?
Betra-y’all.